This was really popular so I'm bring it over to RDA. Rules are simple, you ban the person who posted before you for the craziest reason ever. Just have fun with it. I'll start.
I ban no one cause I started to topic.

I ban Ultrabam for setting ponies on fire

I ban Blitz for taking my cake >__>

I ban RSS for eating Ultrabam's freshly charred pony steak

I ban Blitz for being a the Magazine editor

I ban ultrabam for eating my pet unicorn

I ban Goaliefreak for jumping into a Polar Bear cage while wearing a sea lion costume

I ban blitz for feeding a chihuahua to a secret race of underground mole people

I ban GoalieFreak for banning people for eating animals

i ban ultrabam for banning me for me banning people for eating animals

I ban GoalieFreak for banning A Mod

I ban ultrabam for being a mod

I ban GoalieFreak for banning me multiple times

I ban ultrabam for having a horrible reason for banning me

I Ban GoalieFreak for being green,

i ban guns for being pink

i ban mr.awesome for being yellow, o.O

I ban RSS for not making me mod

you must have got the ban game and blame RsS topics confused

I ban MR.awesome for not liking my games

i ban ArtOfWar for no reason, o.O

I ban gunsmaker for banning ArtOfWar for no reason 

<.<

i ban ArtOfWar for not writing my name properly

i ban mr.awesome for not banning RsS.Yugi, o.O

i ban guns for being my GF