I wish I was on the moon!

there's no oxygen; you forgot your spacesuit.

I wish my wish is uncorruptable :3

and so it was. You gain nor lose nothing.

I wish I had a grain of wheat for every time MasterMarcus has used the word "pro"

Corrupt: you are drowned in the wheat
Wish: Own my own airplane

post your stuff like this please >.>, continue

Corrupt: you instead gain all of the abilities of a nightcrawler (worm)
Wish: I wish I had an endless supply of soda that dispenses only when needed, in amounts necessary to quench my thirst.

Corrupt: Everything you draw turns into a mtg card 5 seconds later
Wish: I wish i could teleport

teleport will never be reeaal!!
I wish I was naturally better at childrens card games

corrupt: You're dead broke and can't afford any cards or computers.

wish: i wish for all the salt of the world to turn into sand (evil laugh)

Only the salt in your every meal you'll ever eat will turn into sand and you'll have to eat it '-'

My wish:

corupt: there would be no more people in rda
wish: i wish a ton of beer

corrupt: wish granted. Here it comes. Catch!
wish: I wish my socks would stop getting holes in them

corrupt: Wish granted, your socks no longer develop holes. This made you the enigma everyone tried to solve. Newspapers, broadcasts, magazines, everywhere people were talking about the man who's socks could never have holes. Scientist from all over the world were doing all kind of experiments on you, with probes and all, but no matter what they did your socks remained hole-less. Scientists became so frustrated they even used nuclear weapons on your socks, but to no avail. When all else failed they launched you, along with your socks, to outer space. Forever floating.

wish: I wish for world peace

there is no such thing as peace as long as there are humans on earth
i wish for a limitless amount of internet giga byte credits so that i could watch all the anime i want online

corrupt: your forgot to pay the electric bill and they turnt off anything electronic
wish: I was the most famous yugioh player in the universe

corrupt: you die from a vicious pack of yugioh fanboys
wish: to be rich forever

Corrupt: All governments collapse, leaving the money worthless
Wish: I wish i could fly

and now you can. One question. How to get down? Sorry, you lose the ability to conform to gravity. Enjoy your ascent.

I wish I could solve male-pattern baldness.

well, I broke the game. No one wants to corrupt my wish.

;3 let me try fix that with a wish..

I wish I win this game!

no, no, you must first corrupt male pattern baldness and it's cure!